Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

 ( synthesizer ) 0:28 / / / / / / / / / / / / / 0:39

Verse 1

I'm just an ordinary average guy.

 My friends are all boring, and so am I, 0:49

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We're just ordinary average guys.

 We all live ordinary average lives,

 With average kids, and average wives. 1:16

Verse 2

We all go bowling at the bowling lanes,

Drink a few beers, bowl a few frames.

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We're just ordinary average guys,

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Ordinary average guys. 1:41

 Instrumental / / / / / / / / / / / / / 1:53

Verse 3

And every Saturday we work in the yard,

Pick up the dog do, hope that it's hard. (ruff ruff)

Take out the garbage, and clean out the garage,

 My friend's got a Chrysler, I've got a Dodge.

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We're just ordinary average guys,

  --_ ]

Ordinary average guys. 2:32

Instrumental

bowling sound effects first, then synthesizer ) 2:48

Outro

( no lyrics )

Ordinary average guy,

Ordinary average guy,

Ordinary average guy,

Ordinary average, average guys. 3:20

Ordinary average guy,

Ordinary average guy,

Ordinary average guy,

Ordinary average, average, average... 3:44

( fadeout )

 ...guys.

Ordinary average guy,

Ordinary average guy,

Ordinary average guy,

Ordinary average... 4:05