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I took a tram into the fourth dimension

Cos I had the blues, the blues of throwing it all away

Just gimme a Tequila, I'll slam it the 4-D way

And when I got there you know it had certain similarities

Like no smoking anywhere

And hiding in the khazi to avoid paying the fare

4-D Tequila anyone

And dont think we didn't dance to records by the Fifth Dimension

In the discosphere like Kublai Khan, Kublai Khan

And it was pretty goddam hazardous

 Out on the Illminster by-pass, out on the Illminster by-pass

Out on the Illminster by-pass, out on the Illminster by-pass

Aqua-planing to the theme park

We took a ride called the Banchoff-Klein mega bottle ride

 Well, how we spewed inside, back and forth

 In time, mathmatics and pride, inside

 We've gone Balkan we've gone Balkan anyway

It absolutely had to happen to someone today

Yeah, there's no smoking anywhere - throw it all away

Yeah, we've gone Balkan anyway - you can get rid of the blues this way

Yeah, that's how we fix the blues today

It absolutely had to happen to someone today

Yeah, there's no smoking anywhere - throw it all away

Yeah, we've gone Balkan anyway - you can get rid of the blues this way

Yeah, that's how we fix the blues today - throw it all away

And its time to be doing something good