Standard (EADGBE)

(x4)

 My eyes were sad and my finger were mad as I wrote this letter that said

Wish you the best in your new royal dress, and I wish that he were dead

I guess you don't mind that he's got a wife and a mistress already in place

You just throw back your hair and say you don't care and you hide that look on your face

You used to have such a pretty little smile

 Yeah but look at you now

 Yeah but look at you now

He's a better man now, he's not holding his hand, now that he's got yours to keep

And I hope he can feed you with someone who needs you, and here comes for your turn to eat

And oh so it seems his accent must mean that he's a bit brighter than me

Oh and I guess he won't lie through the whites of his eyes or the gap in the front of

teeth

(chorus)

And if I had to guess I would not be impressed by the cups of tea he can drink

No 'cause the fatter he gets in those caviar chaps the faster your ship gonna sink

And I guess I can't blame if I had to shame you with the things I'd done since I left town

Probably have to tell your new lover to fetch a pale of water for your building I'm

down

(chorus)