Standard (EADGBE)
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My eyes were sad and my finger were mad as I wrote this letter that said
Wish you the best in your new royal dress, and I wish that he were dead
I guess you don't mind that he's got a wife and a mistress already in place
You just throw back your hair and say you don't care and you hide that look on your face
You used to have such a pretty little smile
Yeah but look at you now
Yeah but look at you now
He's a better man now, he's not holding his hand, now that he's got yours to keep
And I hope he can feed you with someone who needs you, and here comes for your turn to eat
And oh so it seems his accent must mean that he's a bit brighter than me
Oh and I guess he won't lie through the whites of his eyes or the gap in the front of
teeth
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And if I had to guess I would not be impressed by the cups of tea he can drink
No 'cause the fatter he gets in those caviar chaps the faster your ship gonna sink
And I guess I can't blame if I had to shame you with the things I'd done since I left town
Probably have to tell your new lover to fetch a pale of water for your building I'm
down
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