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She hates goin' anywhere in my old truck

She says it's always muddy and it rides so rough

 And there ain't no graceful way to climb up in a dress

 Yeah I'm about as country as she gets

I might get her on the lake to fish with me

If the water's smooth and the sky is blue with a nice cool breeze

 But anything we catch I'll have to clean myself

 Cause I'm about as country as she gets

 She'll slip off a pair of heels

 Walk barefoot across the field

 Climb up on the fence just to be near me

 Sometimes I think that horse still scares her half to death

 Yeah I'm about as country as she gets

She likes being within spending distance of a mall

Havin' enough bars to make a cell phone call

 Put her in a crowd and she's right in her element

 Yeah I'm about as country as she gets

 She'll slip out on the porch sometimes

 When that sun's low in the sky

 Pull up a rocking chair just to be with me

 Until that first big junebug buzzes by her head

 You see I'm about as country as she gets

 Yeah I'm about as country as she gets

She hates goin' anywhere in my old truck