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You've all heard about Rudolph and his nose

But I'll tell you a Christmas tale that never has been told

 Well, you may think you've heard it all but you ain't heard yet

About that crazy Christmas that the North pole can't forget

Rudolph was under the weather he had to call in sick

So he got on the horn to his cousin Leroy who lived out in the sticks

 He said Santa's really counting on me and I hate to pass the buck

Leroy said Hey I'm on my way and he jumped in his pick-up truck

When Leroy got to the North Pole all the reindeer snickered and laughed

They never seen a deer in overalls and a John Deere Tractor hat

But Santa stepped in and said

 Just calm down cause you all got a job to do

Like it or not, Leroy's in charge and he's gonna be leading you

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 And it was Leroy, the red neck reindeer

Hooked to the front of the sleigh

Delivering toys to all the good ole boys and girls along the way

He's just a down home party animal, two stepping across the sky

He mixed jingle bells with a rebel yell and made histroy that night

Before that night was over Leroy had changed their tune

He had them scootin' a hoof on every single roof

 By the light of a neon moon

 Santa wrapped his bag with a Dixie flag

 He was having the time of his life

You can hear his call Merry Christmas y'all

 And y'all, y'all a good night.

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