What A Crazy World Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

CDad's gone down the dogtrack, Mother's playin' biA7ngo

DGrandad's swearin' at the telly, tryin' to make the thing Ggo

CNo one seems to notice me, isn't it a sA7in

 What a Dcrazy world we're lGivin' iDn

Now, the old man never talks to me, and when he does,

it's moan Wash your face, it looks a disgrace, oh, what an 'appy 'ome

He says I'm irresponsible, not like when he was young

Then he puts on his cap and coat to watch the greyhounds run

Oh, Dad's gone down the dogtrack, Mother's playin' bingo

Grannie's boozin' in the parlour, hic, you oughta see the gin go

No one seems to notice me, isn't it a sin

What a crazy world we're livin' in

Brown bread!

Brown bread!

Mother say's I look a yob, me trousis are too tight

She says I ought to get a job and not stay out all night

She doesn't like my haircut, she says me friends are lousy

And then she says "It's gettin' late, can't miss me ousey-ousey"

Oh, Dad's gone down the dogtrack, Mother's playin' bingo

Sister's smoochin' on the sofa, you oughta hear their lingo *

No one seems to notice me, isn't it a sin

What a crazy world we're livin' in Yay!

Law caught me out thievin', took me down the nick

The sergeant made out his report, and he layed it on real thick

He said "I'll get your parents", I answered with a grin

"Save yourself the trouble, mate, you'll never find 'em in"

Key change

 'Cause DDad's gone down the dogtrack, Mother's playin' B7bingo

 Me bErothers are all layabouts, all alike by Ajingo

DNo one seems to notice me, isn't it a sB7in

EWhat a crazy world we're liviAn' in DYeaB7h, wEhat a crazy world we're liAvin' iDn

B7What aE crazy world we're lAivin'D Three, four, knock at theB7 door

 What a cErazy world we're Alivin'D in

possible alt. line: "..you oughta hear the springs go." (Transcribed from the Joe

Brown recording by HarleyJon - 2011)