Standard (EADGBE)

I sit here by myself and you know I love it

 You know I don't want someone to come pay a visit

I want to be by myself

 I came in this world alone

Me Myself I

I want to go to China and to see Japan

 I'd like to sail the oceans before the seas run dry

I want to go by myself

 I've just room enough for one

Me Myself I

I wanna be a big shot and have ninety cars

 I wanna have a boyfriend and a girl for laughs

But only on Saturdays, six days to be alone

 With just me myself I, me myself and I

Just me myself I

Don't wanna be the bad guy

Don't wanna make a soul cry

It's not that I love myself

 I just don't want company

Except me myself I, me myself and I

Just me myself I

Then there is the solo. After the solo do the first verse again.