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 If you need a woman, in bed with you

Tell her in front, what you can do

 It's easy

 Easy as pie

 You don't have to BS her, you don't have to lie

 If you play the guitar, it won't be long, you'll be writing

And singing them songs

 It's easy

 Easy you bet

You'll be big, if you don't quit

 If you feel kinda lonesome, no friends in sight

Get yourself a dog, it will be all right

 Get yourself two, lucky you

One thing nice, it'll be there twice to love you

 It's so easy

 Getting through these times

 So easy

 With your life in mind

 If a woman thinks she's ugly, or always depressed

 She can go out and buy herself a new dress

 It's easy

 Easy my friend

 Solves all of her problems, that's for sure

 It's so easy

 Getting through these times

 So easy

 With your life in mind

 If cash is your problem, you might regret

Use that old plastic, slide two third in debt

 It's easy

 Easy you see

 If tomorrow never comes, everything is free

 It's so easy

 Getting through these times

 So easy

 With your life in mind

Break

 It's so easy

 Getting through these times

 So easy

 With your life in mind . . . .

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