Standard (EADGBE)

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

 Never make a pretty woman your wife

 So from my personal point of view

 Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

 Never make a pretty woman your wife

 So from my personal point of view

 Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small

 And very often causes his downfall

As soon as he marries her, then she starts

 Doing the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife

 You'll be happy for the rest of your life

An ugly woman cooks your meals on time

 An she'll always give you peace of mind

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

 Never make a pretty woman your wife

 So from my personal point of view

 Get an ugly girl to marry you

Don't let your friends say you have no taste

 Go ahead and marry anyway

Though her face is ugly and her eyes don't match

 Take it from me, she's a better catch

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

 Never make a pretty woman your wife

 So from my personal point of view

 Get an ugly girl to marry you

Say man.

Hey baby.

I saw your wife the other day.

Yeah?

Yeah, she's ugly.

Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook.

Yeah?. Okay.

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

 Never make a pretty woman your wife

 So from my personal point of view

 Get an ugly girl to marry you 3x