Two Beers And Jump The Ballad Of Stephen Slater Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

DThis here is the story

 of a mCan from Jet GBlue

DGot pushed around, on the job

 So he dCid what he had to Gdo

Dthe passenger was gettin rude

 Stephen Cgrabbed two ice cold Gbeers

DHe got on the PA and said

Cthere goes 28 Gyears

Chorus

DAnd then he took them beers and jumped

CHe took two beers and Gjumped

GHe took two beers and jumped

 yeah, Che took two beers and Gjumped

Verse 2

DSo when your boss is riden your ass

 you gotta Cget two beers and Gjump

DWhen your truck aint got no gas

 you gotta Cget two beers and Gjump

Chorus 2

GYou gotta get two beers and jump

 yeah, Che took two beers and Gjumped

Verse 3

DSo when you learn your wifes been cheating

 you gotta Cget two beers and Gjump

DWhen your phone aint got no reception

 you gotta Cget two beers and Gjump

DWhen youve had enough of your congressmen

 you gotta Cget two beers and Gjump

DWhen you burn your eggs in the fryin pan

 you gotta Cget two beers and Gjump

DWhen the dishes are pilin up in the sink

 you gotta Cget two beers and Gjump

DWhen your favorite pen runs out of ink

 you gotta Cget two beers and Gjump

DWhen people have ugly feet and where flip flops

 you gotta Cget two beers and Gjump

DWhen the bank forecloses on your house

 you gotta Cget two beers and Gjump

DWhen the batteries die on your wireless mouse

 you gotta Cget two beers and Gjump

DWhen someone tells you what happened on Jersey Shore

 you gotta Cget two beers and Gjump

DWhen your mad as hell and cant take it any more

 you gotta Cget two beers and Gjump

Chorus 3

GYou gotta get two beers and jump

 gottaC get two beers and Gjump x6

GYou gotta get two beers and jump (Grab those beers!)

 you gottaC get two beers and Gjump (and take that slide!)

Gyou gotta get two beers and jump (and then jump on down!)

 you gottaC get two beers and Gjump (come on down to the other side!)

Repeat Chorus and Fade Out!

END!!!