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  Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night.

  Somebody nearly cut me right off the road.

  I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad.

  So I wrote a song about him D instead.

It goes like this...

  Were you born an asshole?

  Or did you work at it your whole life?

  Either way it worked out fine

  'cause you're an asshole D tonight.

  Yes you're an A S S H O L E...

  And don't you try to blame it on me.

  You deserve all the credit.

  You're an asshole D tonight.

  You were an asshole yesterday.

  You're an asshole tonight.

  And I've got a feelin'

  you'll be an asshole the rest of your D life.

  And I was talkin' to your mother

  just the other night.

  I told her I thought you were an asshole.

  She said, "Yes. I think you're D right."

  And all your friends are assholes

  'cause you've known them your whole life.

  And somebody told me

  you've got an asshole for a D wife.

D Were you born an asshole?

G Or did you work at it your whole life?

A Either way it worked out fine

G 'cause you're an aaaass... A7 hole D tonight.

A7-x 0 2 0 2 0 (Mess with this one till you find the chord that sounds right to you,

one works..)