Pencil Thin Moustache Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

DNow they make new F♯7movies in B7old black and white

E7With happy endings, where A7nobody fights

 So Dif you find yourF♯7self in that nosB7talgic rage

 Honey, E7jump right up and A7show your age

Chorus

  I Dwish I had a F♯7pencil thin musB7tache

  E7 The "Boston A7Blackie" Dkind

  A Dtwo toned F♯7Ricky RicarB7do jacket

  And an E7autographed picture ofA7 Andy Devine

  Oh ID remember bein' buckD7-toothed and skinny

  GWritin' fan letters to A♯Sky's niece Penny

  Oh I Dwish I had a F♯7pencil thin B7mustache

  Then E7I could solve some A7mysteries Dtoo

 Oh it's EmBandstand, B7Disneyland, Emgrowin' up B7fast

EmDrinkin' on a B7fake I.D. Em

 And F♯mRama of the C7jungle was F♯meveryone's C7Bawana

 But E7only jazz musicians were A7smokin' marijuana

 Yeah, I Dwish I had a F♯7pencil thin B7mustache

 then E7I could solve some A7mysteries Dtoo

(same as above chords with this verse)

But then it's flat top, dirty bob, coppin' a feel

Grubbin' on the livin' room floor (so sore)

Yeah, they send you off to college, try to gain a little knowledge,

But all you want to do is learn how to score

 Yeah, but Dnow I'm gettin' F♯7old, don't B7wear underwear

 I E7don't go to church and I A7don't cut my hair

 But DI can go to F♯7movies and B7see it all there

 Just the E7way that it uA7sed to Dbe

Chorus

That's why I wish I had a pencil thin mustache

The "Boston Blackie" kind, a two-toned Ricky Ricardo jacket

And an autographed picture of Andy Devine

Oh, I could be anyone I wanted to be

Maybe suave Errol Flynn or a Sheik of Araby

If I only had a pencil thin mustache

Then I could do some cruisin' too

  Yeah, DBryl-cream, a little dab'll do yah

  Oh, E7I could do some A7cruisin' Dtoo

Chord diagrams: E7 - |o2o1oo| A7 - |xo2o2o|