Peanut Butter Conspiracy Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

 LCooking back at my haGrd luck days

 IF really do have to Claugh

 WCorking in a dive for twGenty six dollars

 SFpending it all on grGass

 WFe were hungry haCrd luck heros

 TFrying just to stay alGive

 WFe'd go down to the coCrner drug

 TDhis is how we'd surviGve

Chorus

  C Who's going to steal the peanut butter?

  F I'll get a can of Csardines

  C Running up and down the aisle of the mini mart

  F Sticking food in oGur jeans

  F We never took moreC than we could eat

  F There was plentyG left on the rack

  F We all swore if Cwe ever got rich

  G We would pay the mini maCrt back

  F YCes sir!F YesC sir!

  G We would pay the mini maCrt back

It was a two man operation

Had it all down on a note

Ricky would watch that big round mirror

And I'd fill up my coat

Then we'd head for the checkout aisle

With a lemon and a bottle of beer

Into to the car, got to make it on home

Supper time's gettin' near

(Repeat chorus)

I guess every good picker has had some hard times

I sure had my share

It's really kind of funny to laugh at it now

But I don't want to go back there

So every now and then when I'm in the grocery

I take a little but not much

You never know when those hard times will hit you

And I don't want to lose my touch