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I guess it all blew up in Missoula

 There just was no other way

 After months of goin' crazy, there was nothin' left to say

 But when the dust had finally settled

 And the air had quickly cleared

Whoa, things were better off than I had feared

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  (And I,) Miss you so badly, girl I love you madly

  Feelin' so sad now since I been gone, gone, gone

  It gets quite confusin', it seems that I'm loosin'

  Track of the long days since I been home

We're stayin' in a Holiday Inn full of surgeons

I guess they meet there once a year

They exchange physician's stories

And get drunk on Tuborg beer

And then they're off to catch a stripper

With their eyes glued to her "G"

But I don't think that I would ever let 'em cut on me

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(And I,) Miss you so badly, girl I love you madly

I think I've been had though for stayin' so long, long, long

And I'm, just watchin' the Gong Show, waitin' for Zorro

Losin' the long days since I been home

(Solo)

I got a head full of feelin' higher

And an ear full of Patsy Cline

There is just no one who can touch her

Hell, I'll hang on every line

Oh, crazy how things happen, it's incredible but true

The longer I'm gone the closer I feel to you

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(And I,) Miss you so badly, girl I love you madly

I'm feelin' so glad just to be headin' home, home, home

I've been, battlin' motel maids, and chewin' on Rolaids

Countin' the hours till I get home

Whoa I been, countin' the hours till I get home