Fruitcakes Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Chorus

  CFruitcakes in tDhe kitcGhen, fruitcCakes on the stDreet G

C D G C D

  G Struttin' naked through the crosswalk in the middle of the week

C D G C D

  HGalf-baked cookies in the oven, half baked people on the bus

  There's a littCle bitD of fruGitcake left in everCyone of Dus G

Verse1

C D G C D G

Paradise, lost and found. Paradise, take a look around

  I was outC in CaliDfornia wGhere I hear thCey have it all D G

C D G C

  D They gGot riots, fires, and mudslides. They got sushi in the mall

  CWater barDs and brontoGsaurs, Chinese moCdern lust D G

C D G C D

  G Shake and bake life with the quake, the secret's in the crust

To Chorus:

Verse 2

Spoken: Speakin' of Fruitcakes, how 'bout the government?

C D G C D

  "We lostG or martian rocketship", the high-paid sposkesman said

C D G C D

  Looks lGike that silly rocket ship has lost its cone-shaped head

  We spenCd 90 jillionD dollarsG, tryin' a get a loCok at MaDrs G

C D G C D G

I hear Universal laughter ringin' out among the stars

Chorus

  CFruitcakes in tDhe GalaxGy, FruitcaCkes on the EarthD G

C D G C D

  StruGttin' naked towards Eternity, we've been that way since birth

C D G C D

  G Half-baked cookies in the oven, half-baked people on the bus

  There's a littCle bitD of FruGitcake left in everyoCne of uDs G

The rest of the song obvuiosly continues in this pattern. It's not very

complicated, but it's fun to play. See you in Margaritaville!