Standard (EADGBE)

X 4

Let me tell ya now

He sips, He quips, dreams a lot about sailing ships

Wants to throw it all away, wants to have it back one day

Love's fool, Sear's tool, wants to win that football pool

spend it on some real good grass, disappear in oh so fast

Chorus

Tell my story pain and glory, guess my occupation

free and easy, warm and breezy, overnight sensation

 I got house pets, leer jets, tryin to learn about basinettes

oh Miss Piggy, dance with me, let me take you to the sea

Dreamsicle, big Dill pickle, high school honeys sure were fickle

I'll be damned country ham, takes me back to Alabam

Intro X 3 then just D into chorus

Chorus

Tell my story pain and glory, guess my occupation

free and easy, warm and breezy, overnight sensation

Let me tell ya now

He sips He quips dreams a lot about sailing ships

I'll be damned country ham takes me back to Alabam

I'll be damned country ham, takes me back to Alabama