Standard (EADGBE)

 It's Tuesday on the is-land

 Not much going on

 The parties are all o-ver

 They ended just past dawn

 The jungle drums are beat-ing

 With the tales from late last night

 Cause stories bear repea-ting

 For everyone's delight

Chorus

  You can hear 'em on the coconut telegraph

  Can't keep nothin' under their hat

  You can hear 'em on the coconut telegraph

  Sayin' who did dis and dat

  Dis and dat, dis and dat

Now I'm not one for dealing gossip

But was he that big a fool?

To do a belly buster high dive

And miss the entire pool?

And what became of sweet Melissa?

And the boy nobody knew

Did Ricardo ever find her?

I swear it's just between me and you

2nd Chorus:

But you can hear it on the coconut telegraph

By now everybody knows

You can hear it on the coconut telegraph

Just who comes and goes

Comes and goes, comes and goes

  La la la la la la la la la la la la la la

  La la la la (la la la la la)

  La la la la (la la la la la)

It's hump day on the island

The lines have all gone dead

All the juicy news is history

I guess everything's been said

But when the eagle flies on Friday

And the boys break out the rum

Then the joint begins to jumpin'

And you'll hear those hotlines hum

Last Chorus:

Put it on the coconut telegraph

All the celebration and the stress

Baby put it on the coconut telegraph

In twenty-five words or less

I want to hear it on the coconut telegraph

All the celebration and the stress

Baby put it on the coconut telegraph

In twenty-five words or less

Dis and dat, comes and goes

Dis and dat, comes and goes