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Born in Gossip County in Big Mouth USA
Where the hypocrites preach in the streets all week
And they all meet in Church on Sunday
I Couldn't have made a penny, I didn't have any
Singing in the Big Mouth Choir
Everybody's talkin' about everybody else
and they ain't nobody knows where they are
Well they're going to have a baptizin'
gotta have to advertisin' the postmaster gets it today
Come and check it out and see what it's all about down in Big Mouth USA
Down by the riverside I heard someone say, "Hallelujah Big Mouth USA."
Just last Wednesday me and Judy Hensley was down by the river side
Ol' Widow Brown come ogling around and told the biggest lie around town
You'd have thought Judy was going to have a baby, come Saturday night,
and all we was doing was hugging and kissing down by the river side
Down by the riverside I heard someone say, "Hallelujah Big Mouth USA!"