Standard (EADGBE)
ordered myself a
couple o' more shots and
beers
Chorus
The night that
I fell in love with a
roller derby
queen
(Round and round, oh round and round)
Meanest hunk o' woman that
anybody ever
seen
Down in the arena
She was
five-foot-six and two-fifteen
bleached-blonde mama with a streak of mean
She
knew how to knuckle
And she
knew how to scuffle and
fight
The roller derby program said
That she was
built like a 'frigerator with a head
Her
fans call her Tuffy
But
all her buddies call her
Spike
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Bridge
Round and round, go round and round
Round and round, go round and round
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> <
> <
>
Well I could not help but to fall in love
With this heavy-duty woman I've been speakin' of
Things were kind of bad until the day she skated into my life
Well she might be nasty, and she might be fat
But I never met a person who would tell her that
She's my big blonde bomber, my heavy-handed Hackensack mama
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