Standard (EADGBE)

ordered myself a

couple o' more shots and

beers

Chorus

The night that

I fell in love with a

roller derby

queen

(Round and round, oh round and round)

Meanest hunk o' woman that

anybody ever

seen

Down in the arena

She was

five-foot-six and two-fifteen

bleached-blonde mama with a streak of mean

She

knew how to knuckle

And she

knew how to scuffle and

fight

The roller derby program said

That she was

built like a 'frigerator with a head

Her

fans call her Tuffy

But

all her buddies call her

Spike

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Bridge

Round and round, go round and round

Round and round, go round and round

<

  > <

  > <

  >

Well I could not help but to fall in love

With this heavy-duty woman I've been speakin' of

Things were kind of bad until the day she skated into my life

Well she might be nasty, and she might be fat

But I never met a person who would tell her that

She's my big blonde bomber, my heavy-handed Hackensack mama

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