Standard (EADGBE)
Please don't change who you are,
G Weird chord
I love you just the way you are.
Strum
I love the crud between your teeth,
I love the odour of your feet,
I love the fact that you can't fit,
Weird chord
Inside my house, the yard's well lit.
etc except strumming all
Please don't change, I love you now.
You're perfect, with your mono brow.
I love your size, I love your eyes.
I love how you have lumpy thighs.
I admire you, you're always fair,
Along with all your armpit hair.
I love the way you pick your nose,
C sharp I think
Your good upbringing really shows.
Most would think it rather rude,
To mix your snot in with your food.
But I love you the way you are,
Even though you drive half a car.
You dress as if you lack a house,
You hair would not attract a louse.
You are so pretty, and so refined,
If I changed you, I would be unkind.
Stay the same, always the same.
Stay the same always the same.
Spend less time with the mirror,
And more time with me.
I don't need you to scupt your face.
I would prefer we just embraced.
Voiced or make up own
n all the time wasted on appearance, nothing was ever changed for the better.
The end.