Standard (EADGBE)

Please don't change who you are,

G Weird chord

I love you just the way you are.

Strum

I love the crud between your teeth,

I love the odour of your feet,

I love the fact that you can't fit,

Weird chord

Inside my house, the yard's well lit.

etc except strumming all

Please don't change, I love you now.

You're perfect, with your mono brow.

I love your size, I love your eyes.

I love how you have lumpy thighs.

I admire you, you're always fair,

Along with all your armpit hair.

I love the way you pick your nose,

C sharp I think

Your good upbringing really shows.

Most would think it rather rude,

To mix your snot in with your food.

But I love you the way you are,

Even though you drive half a car.

You dress as if you lack a house,

You hair would not attract a louse.

You are so pretty, and so refined,

If I changed you, I would be unkind.

Stay the same, always the same.

Stay the same always the same.

Spend less time with the mirror,

And more time with me.

I don't need you to scupt your face.

I would prefer we just embraced.

Voiced or make up own

n all the time wasted on appearance, nothing was ever changed for the better.

The end.