Standard (EADGBE)

 You've heard a thousand breakup songs

 Well, here's a thousand and one

 Yeah, you put me to the test with all your BS but I'm done

 I can't say I'm real sorry your things are thrown out in the yard

 If that makes you feel mad then you probably shouldn't look at your car

 'Cause you'll see exactly what you meant to me

You'll never touch me again

Go on complain to your friends

I thought you weren't a crier

  Liar, liar pants on fire

Who wasted time in my space

Spent every dime that I made

  Running around with every cheap girl in this town

Thought you had good, but you were wrong

  Here's your break up song

I can see your daddy never taught you how to be a man

 Every time you took me out we had to bring Larry, Jerry, and Dan

 You got your good looks, but they sure didn't come from your mom

 Yeah, her sweet little boy who couldn't possibly do no wrong

 But she'll see exactly what you did to me

You'll never touch me again

Go on complain to your friends

I thought you weren't a crier

  Liar, liar pants on fire

Who wasted time in my space

Spent every dime that I made

  Running around with every cheap girl in this town

Thought you had good, but you were wrong

  Here's your break up song

Playing on the radio

It's everywhere you go

If you don't want to hear or see

You probably shouldn't watch TV

Because they'll be still singing your break up song

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 Yeah you'll see exactly what you meant to me

You'll never touch me again

Go on complain to your friends

I thought you weren't a crier

  Liar, liar pants on fire

Who wasted time in my space

Spent every dime that I made

  Running around with every cheap girl in this town

Thought you had good, but you were wrong

Every girl I know could sing along

  Here's your break up song

 You've heard a thousand breakup songs

 Well, here's a thousand and one