Standard (EADGBE)

Pissin' in the wind, bettin' on a losing friend

Makin' the same mistakes, we swear we'll never make again

Pissin' in the wind, but it's blowing on all our friends

We're gonna sit and grin and tell our grandchildren

 About the time I called this guy - it was four in the morning

Teach me the words to the song I was humming - mm hm hmm, mm hm hmm

 He just laughed and he said that the ole grey cat is sneakin' down the hall

But all he wants to know is who in the hell is paying for his call

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How this Nunn called me up, it was eight in the morning

Wanted to know how in the world am I doin', mm hm hmm, mm hm hmm

He just laughed and he said get it together boy, and fall on by the house

Some Gonzo buddies would like to play anything you're picking now

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Now we worked and we suffered and struggled

Makin' our record till we got it right

Now we're waiting on the check to come sneaking down the hall

like that old time feeling

That we never should have ever put the record out at all

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 That the answer my friend is just pissin' in the wind

 The answer is pissin' in the sink