Standard (EADGBE)

 One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small

 and the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all

 go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits and you know you're going to fall

Tell'em a hooka smoking caterpillar has given you the cord

Call Alice when she was just small

 When men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go

 and you just had some kind of mushroom and your mind is moving low

 go ask Alice, I think she'll know

 When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead

 and the white knight is talking backwards

 and the red queen's off with her head

 Remember what the Dormouse said

 Feed your head! Feed your head!

 Feed your head!