Standard (EADGBE)

 e-0

B-3

G-0

D-4

A-5

E-x

 Home alone the other night I got to drinkin’ and a thinkin’

 Bout the women of this old world

 Well I’ve known quite a few but between me and you

 I ain’t never met the perfect girl

 They either ain’t that fun, or way too young

 or they ain’t gotta like of sense

 I don’t know if she exists but I’m making up a list

 that I’m checkin em all against

 Well she’s gotta be 5 foot 11, smells like heaven

  [G/f#]

She was born in 86 or maybe 87 she got,

 full intentions of getting her Ph.D

 She got a big ole dually, a countryfied booty

  [G/f#]

She’s a certified bonafide cold blooded cutie

 If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be

 won’t you tell her bout me

won’t you tell her bout me

I don’t mean to sound picky but relationships are tricky

and I’m lookin for a perfect fit

I wanna smoking hot honey with a whole lotta money

whose favorite thing is sharing it

Well you cant’ really miss her

hell she may be your sister but whoever she might be

You’d be a real life saver if you'd do me one favor

and put in a good word for me

She’s gotta be 5 foot 11, smells like heaven, she measures 36-24-37

She got full intentions of financially supporting me

She got a big ole dually, a countryfied booty

And she don’t get mad when I watch dirty movies

If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be

won’t you tell her bout me

You can tell her that I’m all alone

 and to call me if she would

 You can tell anything, as long as it’s all good

But she’s gotta be 5 foot 11, smells like heaven

let’s me do what I want to 24/7

She got, full intentions of letting me be me

And you know she got a big ole dually, a countryfied booty

And she thinks cleanin house is a women’s duty

If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be

Won’t you tell her bout me