Standard (EADGBE)
e-0
B-3
G-0
D-4
A-5
E-x
Home alone the other night I got to drinkin and a thinkin
Bout the women of this old world
Well Ive known quite a few but between me and you
I aint never met the perfect girl
They either aint that fun, or way too young
or they aint gotta like of sense
I dont know if she exists but Im making up a list
that Im checkin em all against
Well shes gotta be 5 foot 11, smells like heaven
[G/f#]
She was born in 86 or maybe 87 she got,
full intentions of getting her Ph.D
She got a big ole dually, a countryfied booty
[G/f#]
Shes a certified bonafide cold blooded cutie
If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be
wont you tell her bout me
wont you tell her bout me
I dont mean to sound picky but relationships are tricky
and Im lookin for a perfect fit
I wanna smoking hot honey with a whole lotta money
whose favorite thing is sharing it
Well you cant really miss her
hell she may be your sister but whoever she might be
Youd be a real life saver if you'd do me one favor
and put in a good word for me
Shes gotta be 5 foot 11, smells like heaven, she measures 36-24-37
She got full intentions of financially supporting me
She got a big ole dually, a countryfied booty
And she dont get mad when I watch dirty movies
If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be
wont you tell her bout me
You can tell her that Im all alone
and to call me if she would
You can tell anything, as long as its all good
But shes gotta be 5 foot 11, smells like heaven
lets me do what I want to 24/7
She got, full intentions of letting me be me
And you know she got a big ole dually, a countryfied booty
And she thinks cleanin house is a womens duty
If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be
Wont you tell her bout me