Standard (EADGBE)

I never know if you're serious

It's all so vague and mysterious

 With me and you

 Just when I think we're on solid ground

You pull the rug out and knock me down

Are you just trying to play with me?

Do you get joy from my misery?

 I'd like to think

 It's just a phase and we'll work it out

But you keep jerking my heart around

Now I've caught a classic case of love whiplash

You push me off and then you pull me back

Please could you tell me if you're being sincere

Cause darlin' I can't stand to cry another tear

I'm losing count of the damages

My heart is covered in bandages,

 it's what you do

 I'm not so hard to accommodate

Just get a clue or get on your way

Cause now I've caught a classic case of love whiplash

You push me off and then you pull me back

Please could you tell me if you're being sincere

Cause darlin' I can't stand to cry another tear

It's not a long conversation

Don't want to waste all your precious time

It's not a difficult equation

A simple yes or no will do fine

Cause I've got a bad case of love whiplash

Now I've caught a bad case of love whiplash

Yeah, now, now, now,

Now I've caught a classic case of love whiplash

You broke my heart and now you want it back

Please could you tell me if you're being sincere

Cause darlin' I can't stand to cry another tear

Now I've caught a bad case of love whiplash, oh, oh

Now I've caught a bad case of love whiplash!