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Intro

Little Japanese Baby, what have you done to me?

My life will be so complicated now you have come to be.

 My wife went not so long ago on a business trip to Tokyo

 And came back with a nervous looking smile

 By the time she said we'd have a kid, I completely forgot about what she did

 And thought I was your daddy for a while

Little Japanese Baby

You look nothing like me

My friends are going to point and laugh

Now you have come to be

You probably should be really glad

That you never met your real dad

'Cos I bet he was an evil nasty man

Now don't be too demanding please

'Cos I'm afraid I don't speak Japanese

But I'll bring you up as English as I can.

Little Japanese Baby

Little Japanese Baby

Little Japanese Baby