Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

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Verse 1

I went to a party last night

What sick things I saw

Makeout sessions and

bicycle messengers

Punks and art school dropouts

Interlude

Verse 2

I ran into this guy I knew

 But hadn't seen in years

We went into the neon

kitchen and stole a couple beers

Chorus 1

 He said his girl had dumped him

 But there was another guy

 He said that he still

liked her All I could say was

All I could say was

All I could say was

 "Why why oh why oh why

Why is it always like this?

 Either you're too mean

 or you're too nice"

 He said "I even

cooked her breakfast"

Post Chorus: Guitar Solo

Verse 3

 So we went into the living room

Someone was blasting Zeppelin

 It sounded good

 I felt ashamed

D A G--

I knew every drum fill

Verse 4

Anyway there she's sat

Totally kissing this guy

They looked good I

mean like in love

Then I remembered my friend

Chorus 2

 He said "How

could you do this?"

 You said that you

needed your space

 He's wearing the

shirt that I gave you"

Then she said

Then she said

Then she said

 "Why why oh why oh why

Why are you always like this?

 If I'm having fun then

 it's breaking your heart

 Besides you said

 I could have it"

Outro

Guitar solo

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Then the cops showed up