Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse

And if my cat looks scared, it's because it knows

 It won't be going to heaven

Oh oh oh-oh

 Not going to heaven

And if you ask how many saints it takes

 The answer's eleven

Woah-oh oh-oh

 It's gonna take eleven

Prechorus

Man, oh, man, what's that guy got in his hand?

It's an egg, it's a spoon, it's a snapshot of the moon

It's the coffee percolator going wheeeeee!

Me, oh, Michelangelo and I

We're just sittin' by the traintracks

Reading Kafka to the sky

While the coffee percolator's going wheeeee!

Chorus

Oh-oh-oh yadda-da-da oh-Ohh-Oh

Ya-di-dadda-da Di-dadda-da-da

Yah-da-dah

Woah-oh-oh yadda-da-da Oh-oh-oh

Ya-di-dadda-da Ye-dadda-da-da

Yah-da-dah (keep the G going)

Verse

If you'd like to bake me a loaf of bread

 It's gotta be unleavened

Oh-oh oh-oh

 Only unleavened

And if you'd like to eat the tomatoes in the patch

 You've got to get past old man McGrevin

Oh oh-oh-oh oh

 Try your luck with Mr. McGrevin

Prechorus

Man, oh, man, what's that guy got in his hand?

It's an egg, it's a spoon, it's a snapshot of the moon

It's a coffee percolator going wheeeeee!

Why, oh, Wy-nona Rider's in the sky

Turning fishes into wishes like a pumpernickel pie

While the old refrigerator's going:

Solo

Use Quick Strokes of Chords

Boom! Chicka-chica! Chi-boom!

 Chicka-chica! Chi-boom!

Chicka-chicka-chicka!

Boom! Chicka-chica! Chi-boom!

 Chicka-chica! Chi-boom!

Chicka-chicka-chicka!

Boom! Chicka-chica! Chi-boom!

 Chicka-chica! Chi-boom!

Chicka-chicka-chicka!

Boom! Chicka-chica! Chi-boom!

 Chicka-chica! Chi-boom!

 Chicka-chicka-chicka!

Chorus

Oh-oh-oh yadda-da-da Oh-Ohh-Oh

Oh-oh-oh yadda-da-da-da Oh-Ohh-Oh

Prechorus

Man, oh, man, what's that guy-guy-guy got in his hand?

It's an egg, it's a spoon, it's a snapshot of the moon

It's a coffee-coffee percolator-lator going-going wheeeeee!

Me, oh, Michelangelo and I

We're just sittin' by the traintracks

Reading Kafka to the sky

Outro

While the old refrigerator

And the rusty cheese grater

And the dirty masturbators

Eating packs of "Now-and-Later"

While the coffee percolator's

 Going wheeee-eeeeeee!