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My first crush on an Irish girl,
I was ten years old
And her name was Elaine.
Little red-head girl;
Well, she looked like you,
But if you were ten.
Which youre clearly not.
Not that you l ook old,
But you get my...
Ill just stop now.
Okay, wait, cause I had a point -
No, I swear I did!
Well, I think I did,
Which is all my lif e
(Or since I was ten)
I have had a y en
For an Irish lass.
Because God knows why ,
Like the ancient curse
Of the shiks a queens.
Do I talk too much?
Which is not to sa y
That Id want Elaine,
Who turned out to be
(When I last checke d in)
Republican
And a para psychologist.
If youve got a four-leaf clover,
You can make my dreams come true.
I will be your Hebrew slave:
Just do the things that Irish girls do.
Talk about potato famines,
I begin to cry on cue!
Sin g about the Emerald Isle and
Get your Irish eyes to smilin -
I could be in love with someone like you.
I just left a relationship
With a lovely girl
Named Alyssa Levine.
She was really great,
It was all my fault -
I just got upset
Cause she slept with my brother.
So I ma de a vow
Not to get caught up
In the dating scene
Or the whole routine
With the cousins f riend
Or the who-knows-wh at,
Like I need that shit.
Ive got mark s to make,
Ive got step s to climb,
Its the per fect time!
Ive got books to write ,
Ive got things to do -
I go out my do or
And bump into you ,
And the jig is up,
And my vow is through!
I dont know what Im coin,
But come in and ruin m e!
I will write my own Ulysses
If youre there to show me how.
Take me back to Glocca Morra,
Bathe me in the River Shannon now.
If youll be Mrs. OLeary,
Baby, I will be your cow.
Il l deliver shamrocks daily,
Buy your pa a new shillelagh,
I c ould be in love with someone like...
You could be my inspiration
And get me past this block,
And walk me through the Great Unknown.
You could be my true salvation,
Unchain me from this rock,
And keep me from being alone,
Cause Im no good at being alone!
Take me to another level!
Let me play in bigger halls!
I will do a Riverdance
As long as you keep answering my calls!
Get me out of my apartment!
Keep me from my empty walls!
Som eone hire John McCormack!
Start the Wearing of the Green!
Let me win the Irish Sweepstakes!
Let me take you home, Kathleen!
I can be in love with someone!
I can be in love with someone!
I c an be in love with
Someone
Like
you!