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Intro

Verse1

 Registration starts at 8, don’t be late or else

 That’s 8 as in the evening time, classes begin around 9 or 12

 We’ll study each and every flower, per credit hour

 Then all devour a box of Krispy Kreme

Pre-chorus

 So if you grow your knowledge tree

Hydroponically

 Then come with me, it is, it is, it is, to Cannabis College

Chorus

 La la laa laa la la la laa

 La la laa laa la la la laa

 La la laa laa la la la laa

 La la laa laa la la la laa

Verse2

 Instead of writing boring papers

 you’ll be rolling all your tests and all your quizzes

 You’ll be curing common glaucoma, convinced that you’re acing physics

 You’ll be setting quite a fine example, coring apples and carving cans

 You passed your first exam

Pre-chorus

 So if you take your notes and tokes

 Of signals made of smoke

 No joke it is, off you go to Cannabis College

 And in the basement lavatory they’re teaching short-term memory

 Can anybody tell me where they’re teaching short-term memory?

Chorus

 La la laa laa la la la laa

 La la laa laa la la la laa

 La la laa laa la la la laa

 La la laa laa la la la laa

INTERLUDE/SCAT

Verse3

 Tell me have you met Professor Chong, he’s been here who knows how long

 His lectures often cover all the classics, from Northern Cal to Oregon

 Throughout the days it’s Dr Dre from the payphone era

 of the Dark Side of the Moon, and it’s Purple Haze

 And some random acid tracks by Patrick Boone

Pre-chorus

 With THC, PhDs, a BA in euphoria

 Avoid the military, minoring in paranoia

Job offers aplenty we got our GPAs at 4 point 20

Get the blunted edge, a certificate that says

 I made it through college

Chorus

 La la laa laa la la la laa

 La la laa laa la la la laa

 La la laa laa la la la laa

 La la laa laa la la la laa

[repeat chorus until end]

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