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Intro
Verse1
Registration starts at 8, dont be late or else
Thats 8 as in the evening time, classes begin around 9 or 12
Well study each and every flower, per credit hour
Then all devour a box of Krispy Kreme
Pre-chorus
So if you grow your knowledge tree
Hydroponically
Then come with me, it is, it is, it is, to Cannabis College
Chorus
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La la laa laa la la la laa
La la laa laa la la la laa
La la laa laa la la la laa
Verse2
Instead of writing boring papers
youll be rolling all your tests and all your quizzes
Youll be curing common glaucoma, convinced that youre acing physics
Youll be setting quite a fine example, coring apples and carving cans
You passed your first exam
Pre-chorus
So if you take your notes and tokes
Of signals made of smoke
No joke it is, off you go to Cannabis College
And in the basement lavatory theyre teaching short-term memory
Can anybody tell me where theyre teaching short-term memory?
Chorus
La la laa laa la la la laa
La la laa laa la la la laa
La la laa laa la la la laa
La la laa laa la la la laa
INTERLUDE/SCAT
Verse3
Tell me have you met Professor Chong, hes been here who knows how long
His lectures often cover all the classics, from Northern Cal to Oregon
Throughout the days its Dr Dre from the payphone era
of the Dark Side of the Moon, and its Purple Haze
And some random acid tracks by Patrick Boone
Pre-chorus
With THC, PhDs, a BA in euphoria
Avoid the military, minoring in paranoia
Job offers aplenty we got our GPAs at 4 point 20
Get the blunted edge, a certificate that says
I made it through college
Chorus
La la laa laa la la la laa
La la laa laa la la la laa
La la laa laa la la la laa
La la laa laa la la la laa
[repeat chorus until end]
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