Absolutely Zero Chords

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F/Cm [x 3 3 2 1 0]

You. You were a friend. You were a friend of mine

 I let you spend the night. You see it was my Gmfault C

 Of course it was Fmine.

FI'Cmm, too hard at work

Have you ever heard of anything so absurd

 Ever in your lGmife? C

 I'm sorry for wasting your Ftime

Dm Dm7 [5 5 7 6 6 5]

Who am I to say this situation isn't great?

 When it's my job Amto make the most of it

 Of couCmrse I didn't know that it would happen to mGme

CmNot that easy-eF-e.

FHeCmy, what's that you say?

You're not blaming me for anything well that's great but

 I don't break that Gmeeeasy

 DoesC it fade away? F

 So that's why I'Fm,Cm I'm apologizing now

For telling you I thought that we could make it

 I just don't get Gmenough

 To belieCve that we've both chaFnged.

DmSee, who am I to say this situDm7ation isn't great?

 It is myAm time to make the most of it

 Of couCmrse I didn't know that it would happen to mGme

CmNot that easy, no-o noF-o no no-oC-o

 If aDmll along the fault is up for Dm7grabs why can't you have it?

 If it's foAmr sale what is your offer?

 I will seCmll it for no less than whatGm I bought it for

CmPay no more than abFsolutely zeroC-ooo. F A

 Well neitGmher one of us deserves the Cblame

 Because FopportunitiAes moved us away Dm

 And it'sGm not an easy thing to learn to Cplay

 A gaFme that's made for tAwo that's you and Dmme

 The rules remain a mystery Cm

 See how it's eaAsy? Am

DmSee, who am I to say this situDm7ation isn't great?

 Well it's our tiAmme to make the most of it

 How couldCm we ever know that this would haGmppen to mee

CmNot that easy, nFo-o no-o oh-oh-oCh-oh

 When all aDmlong the fault is up fDm7or grabs and there you have it

 Well it's for saAmle go make your offer

 Well I sellCm it for no less than what GmI bought it for

CmPay no more than abFsolutely zerCo-ooooF-ooo.