Standard (EADGBE)

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 Now girl I know you used to the same old same

 But we ain't floatin' that boat, no we ain't ridin' that train

 Hop on my rocket ship and let's get outta here

 Let me put a little shimmer in your atmos- phere

 Now let's get outta this town, outta this club

 Girl what- ever you're sippin' I'ma mix it up

  Take a few tick-tocks off of your clock

 Put a little Third Rock in your hip- hop, I got that

(Chorus 1)

  Nine-teen ninety-four, Joe Diffie comin' out my radi- o

 I'm just a country boy with a farmer's tan

 So help me, girl, I'll be your Pick-Up Man

(Chorus 2)

 How 'bout a night to remember and a fifth of Goose

 'Bout to bust out my honky-tonk atti- tude

 A little feel good you ain't never felt before

 I'm talkin' nine-teen ninety- four

(Bridge)

 Hey, Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie, Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie

  Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie

 Girl, don't you worry, now your ship just came in

 So go on tell your mama, tell all your friends

 That your new favorite color is John Deere green

 Hop in this truck aka Time Ma- chine

Repeat Chorus 1, 2 and Bridge

  Baby if you're lookin' for a good time

 Let me take you to the -O-U-N- T-R- Y

 Now baby let's go, holler if you're with me

 Hey Joe, come on and teach us how to Diffie

Repeat Chorus 1, 2

(Bridge)

 Hey, Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie, Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie

  Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie, will the real Joe Diffie, please stand up ---

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