Standard (EADGBE)

Oh money, oh money, oh where have you gone?

 I need me some money to have me some fun.

 Gonna pick up my guitar and write me some hits,

 Build me some houses and blow 'em to bits.

 Gonna furnish them boldly with style and with taste,

 Generate truckloads of solid waste.

Hangnail, hangnail, hangnail, hangnail.

Did you ever seen a man with a hangnail?

Hangnail, hangnail, hangnail

 Oh money, oh money, oh where have you gone?

 I need me some money to have me some fun.

 Gonna pick up my guitar and write me some hits.

Hangnail, hangnail, hangnail, hangnail

Did you ever seen a man with a hangnail?

Hangnail, hangnail, hangnail

 Oh money, oh money, oh where have you gone?