Bad Astronaut Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

DI'm requesting information

 On the status Bof our Gship

 The Dcomputer is malfunctioning

 It's got a Bfaulty Gchip

 We've been Dstranded in space for thirBteen Gdays

 And Deveryone's unconscious, except Bfor Gme

 I've been Dpulling up the lady's shirts

 And lookin' Bat their Gtits

 And Dtakin' off their panties

 And puttin' 'em Bon my Ghead

 I Dtook a piss in the capBtains Gbed

 And when Deveryone wakes up, I'll be in Bfor Git

 I'm a Gbad astroDnaut

GNaughty astroDnaut

GThinking dirty Dthoughts

 And I Gthink them quite a Dlot

 I'm a Abad astroEnaut

ANaughty Eastronaut

AThinking dirty Ethoughts

GAnd I hope I don't get Dcaught

I'm requesting information

 But the request has Bbeen Gdenied

 Earth has Dradioed an order

 To our fail-Bsafe deGvice

 The Dautomatic pilot has been set Bto collGide

 With the Dfire of the sun, and no one Bwill survGive

 But to Dtell the truth, I don't Beven Gmind

 In Dfact, I'm having the time Bof my Glife

 I've been Dsticking flowers in the first Bmate's behGind

 Outer Dspace is contaminated with Bdirty Gminds

 I'm a Gbad astroDnaut

GNaughty astroDnaut

GThinking dirty Dthoughts

 And I Gthink them quite a Dlot

 I'm a Abad astroEnaut

ANaughty Eastronaut

AThinking dirty Ethoughts

GAnd I think I just got Dcaught