Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Pretty little one

 How has it all begun?

 They're teaching you how to walk

 But you're already on the run

 Little one-

 What you gonna do?

 Little one-

 Honey, it's all up to you

 Now your daddy's in the den shootin' up the evening news

Mama's with a friend, lately she's been so confused

 Little one-

 Come on and take my hand

 I may not have the answer but I believe I got a plan

 Honey you shake and I'll rattle and we'll roll on down the line

 And see if we can't get in touch with a very close friend of mine

 But let me clue you in, it ain't like him

 To argue or pretend-

Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend

 Well they've got a little list of all those things of which they don't approve

 They've got to keep their eyes on you or you might make your move

 Little one-

 I really wish you would

 Little one-

 I think the damage would do you good

 Honey you shake and I'll rattle and we'll roll on down the line

 We're going to forget all about the battle

 It's gonna feel so fine

 'Cause he's the missing link, the kitchen sink-

 Eleven on a scale of ten

Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend

Solo

 Honey you shake and I'll rattle and we'll roll on down the line

 I'm going to try to swing you up into my saddle

 And then we'll run but you'll think we're flyin'

 Now honey don't just stand there

 Lookin' like this dream will never end

Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend

Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend