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I cant keep up with whats been going down

I think my heart must just be slowing down

Among the human beings in their designer jeans

Am I the only ones who hear the screams?

 And the strangled cries of lawyers in love

God sends his spaceships to America the beautiful

They land at six oclock and there we are the dutiful

Eating from TV trays tuned into happy days

Waiting for world war three while Jesus slaves

 To the mating calls of lawyers in love

Ooh sha laa ooh

Ooh sha laa ooh

Ahh

Last night I watch the news from Washington the Capital

The Russian escaped while we were watching them like Russians do

Now we ve got all this room we ve even got the moon

And I hear the U.S.S.R will be open soon

 As vacation lands for lawyers in love

Ooh sha laa ooh

Ooh sha laa ooh

Aah