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I heard that you went out last night and you looked beautiful

 Just like a bat beneath the moonlight. I stayed home took a Vicodin

Sometimes it's all that I can do when I think about the president

How did he become the president?

And I stayed awake for a day or two,

I thought about the world, drank gin and watched the news

And there are some things I'll never understand

Why a country needs a God, and a woman needs a man

And you never write me letters

And you never sent my sweaters

So I could stay warm when I was without you

Without you I don't sleep, Just dream

And I scratch these words into a black notebook

I wrote your name on top I knew you'd never look

I tried my best to fight the atmosphere

To think the happy thoughts, that leave the phone lines clear

I see Arizona stars from here but Peter Pan is miles away

And you never write me letters

And you never sent my sweaters

So I could stay warm when I was without you

Without you I don't have

A place that's safe from all the monsters

 That hide in my head and sing me to sleep, sleep

This is the last straw

 This is the last straw she said

 And I won't wait for you forever

 While you run around like JFK

 You watched that poor girl waste the best years of her life

 And I'll be damned if I am going out, I will not go out that way

And you never write me letters

And you never sent my sweaters

So I could stay warm when I was gone

Without you I don't have

A place that's safe from all the monsters

 That hide in my head and keep me 'til dawn

I think, this is the last straw.