Sixteen Saltines Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

G - |355433|

B - |224442|

C - |335553|

D - |557775|

Intro

E - G - A - B ) 2x

E G She's gAot stickeBrs on her locker

E G And theA boy's nuBmber's there in magic marker

E G I'm hunAgry and tBhe hunger will linger

  CI eat sixteen saltineD crackers then I lick my fingers

E G Well evAery morniBng I deliver the news

E G Black hAat white Bshoes and I'm red allover

E G She's gAot a big Bmailbox, that she puts up front

  CGarbage in garbage ouDt, she's getting what she wants

Who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous of who?

If I get busy then I couldn't care less what you do

But when I'm by myself I think of nothing else

  CThan if a boy just miDght be getting through and touching you

( E - G - A - B ) 2x

E G Spike hAeels makeB a hole in a lifeboat

E G Jumpin'A and waviBng, I'm talking and laughing as we float

E G I hear Aa whistleB, that's how I know she's home

  CLipstick, eyelash, brDoke mirror, broken home

E G Force fAed, forceB mixed 'till I drop dead

E G You canA't defeatB her, when you meet her you'll be what I said

E G And LorAd knows tBhere's a method to her madness

  CBustin' those jokes aDs I float in a sea of sadness

She doesn't know but when she's gonna sit and drink up a few

I'm sure she's drinkin two, but wondering what for and who

And I'm solo rollin'. I'm one side off the boat.

  CLooking out, throwingD up, a lifesaver down my throat

Not sure about the solo...

( E - G - A - B ) 3x

(3x) Who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous of who?

Outro cmaj

long) Dmaj (long)

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