Plastic Jesus Fall Line Spring Wind Chords

Capo 2nd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

DI don't care if it rains or freezes

Gas long as I've got my plastic Jesus

Dsitting on the dashboard of my cAar

Dit comes in colors pink and pleasant

Git glows in the dark cause its iridescent

DI'll take it with me wheAnever I go fDar

Dso give me my lady Madonna

Gdressed in rhinestones and sitting on a

Dpedestal of abalone shAells

Ddriving 90 but I'm not scared

Gbecause I've got my Virgin Mary

Dassuring me that I will Anever go to hDell

D (Plucking D string)

DAnd by the way You know that

Dhope will make you strange

DMake you blink, make you blank, make you sink

DIt will make you afGraid of change

GAnd often blame

GThe box with the view of the world

 And the walls that fill the frDame

DI turn it up

Dbut then I turn it off

DBecause I can't stand when they start to talk

 About the huGrting and killing

GWhose shoes are we filling

GThe damage and ruin

GMan, the things that we're doing

 Good gDod, We gotta stop, we gotta turn it all off

DWe gotta rewind

Dand start it up again

ABecause we fell across the fall line

AAin't there nothing sacred anyGmore

GNana nana nana Dna

G D G D G D

DSomebody saw him jump

But nobody saw him slip

I guess he lost a lot of hope

And then he lost his grip

 Now he's lyGing in the freeway

In the middle of this mess

Guess we lost another one

Just like the other one

DOptimistic hypocrite

That didn't have the nerve to quit

The things that kept him wanting more

Until he finally reached the core

AHe fell across the fall line

AAin't there nothing sacred anGymore

G

AWe all fell across the fall line

AAin't there nothing sacred anGymore

GNana nana nana Dna

G D G D

GNana nana nana Dna

GAll my fDriends are getting oGlder,

AI guess I must be Bmtoo.

 Without their love and kGindness

AI don’t want I’ll do

 Oh tGhe wine bottle’s half eDmpty

AThe money’s all been sBmpent

 We’re a cross between our paGrents

 And hiAppies in a tent.

 Oh, LGove calls just like a wDild bird

AIt’s just another Bmday

 Spring blew my lGist of tAhings to do aDway.

G D G D

GIn a muDcked up lovely rGiver

AI cast my my little Bmfly

 But I look at that river and I sGmell it and

 it mAakes me want to cry, Oh

GTo clean our dirty plDanet

ANow there’s a noble wBmish

 Now I putting shoulder tGo the wheel

ACause I wanna catch some fish, Oh

 LGove calls just like a wDild bird

AIt’s just another Bmday

 Spring blew my lGist of thAings to do aDway.

A* At this point Jack plucks the open A string and strums A. Then covers the E string

on the second fret with his thumb, pluck and then strum A again. Then he returns to D.

A** Pluck open A string strum A, cover E string on 2nd fret pluck and strum A again.

Cover E string on 3rd fret pluck and strum A. Cover E string on 2nd fret strum A.

Then he goes to G.

Hope this helps! If you listen to the song performed on “Weekend at the Greek”

you will hear what I am talking about.