Im A Wanker Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

DMy mother Gsaid that DI never Gshould

Aplay with the naughty rude girls in the Dwood.

 Their giggling Gtalk I could Dnever undersGtand

 and Athat's when I fell in love with my right Dhand

and that's why

 I'm a Gwanker, I'm a wanker

 and it Cdoes me good like it Gbloody well should.

 I'm a Gwanker, I'm a wanker

 and I'm Dalways pullin' my Gpud!

 I was D25 years Gold befDore I was Gkissed

 and Athen I found that I preferred a swift one off the Dwrist

 It's cheap and conGvenient, you Dcan't catch GVD!

 It's avAailable at any time and it's absolutely Dfree!

and that's why

 I'm a Gwanker, I'm a wanker

 and it Cdoes me good like it Gbloody well should.

 I'm a Gwanker, I'm a wanker

 and I'm Dalways pullin' my Gpud!

GOh, Mrs. Palm and your Cfive lovely Gdaughters,

Cthank you for Ghaving me and Dbeing oh so kind.

 I've got Gpains in my arms and my Cdonkey's getting Gshorter.

CMy knees have turned to Gwater and I Dthink I'm going Gblind.

 I've Dwanked over GItaly, I've Dwanked over GSpain

 I've Awanked in an omnibus, I've even had a wank in a Dtrain.

 I've Dused a Gbadger and a Dmelon and a Gcat

Aan inflateable Linda Lovelegs and a Davy Crockett Dhat!

and that's why

 I'm a Gwanker, I'm a wanker

 and it Cdoes me good like it Gbloody well should.

 I'm a Gwanker, I'm a wanker

 and I'm Dalways pullin' my Gpud!

GOh, Mrs. Palm and your Cfive lovely Gdaughters,

Cthank you for Ghaving me and Dbeing oh so kind.

 I've got Gpains in my arms and my Cdonkey's getting Gshorter.

 My Cknees have turned to Gwater and I Dthink I'm going Gblind.