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If he were a color

 He'd be a deep dark forest green

 If he were a car

 He'd be a long stretch limousine

 With room for all of humanity inside

 Cause he is so giving

 And he is so wise

 If he were a number

 He'd be a five cause he has such a brilliant mind

If he were an animal

 He'd be an ass cause he's so stubborn sometime

 But if he were a song

 He'd be a complicated melody

 That complicated fellow he

 I almost can not sing it on key

But he means the world to me

 If he were a building

 He'd be a beautiful cathedral

 Cause he's so traditionally spiritual

If he were a dance

 He'd be complicated like the tango

 Exotic like a mango

 But if he were a song

 He'd be a complicated melody

 That complicated fellow he

 I almost can not sing it on key

But he means the world to me