Standard (EADGBE)

 You can kick me out of a real good jive

 You can use my friendship like a doorknob

 You can make me super styrofoam

 You can make me feel all alone

 You can stuff hamburger in my head

 But I ain't gonna be no squarehead

You can tempt me with a pretty girl

You can call on me in fancy fur

You can say, "Just do it, everyone is"

You can tell me that it's just showbiz

You can turn my life from green to red

But I ain't gonna be no squarehead

You can burn my bridges down for laughin', ha ha ha ha

You can call me a fool for crashin', woh

You can make me stare down at the floor

You can make me listen while you snore

You can do all these things that I have said

But I ain't gonna be no squarehead

Let's go!

You can make my position low as a dog

You can trick me with your social fog

You can criticize my very bag

You can call my treasures a heap of slag

But you might as well eat lunch instead

Cause I ain't gonna be no squarehead