There Aint Half Been Some Clever Bastards Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

C7M Bm7 Am7 G D7 D

Verse 1

G Noel Coward was a D7charmer,

C As a D7writer, he was Gdrama. E7 A7 D7

G Velvet jackets and py-D7jamas,

 The Cgay di-D7vorce and other Gdramas.

Chorus 1

G♯7 There A7ain't half been some clever bastards,

D (Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders),

 There A7ain't half been some clever bas-Dtards.

Interlude

D D/B D/A G D

Verse 2

G Van Gough did some eyeball D7pleasers,

 He Cmust have D7been a pencil Gsqueezer. E7 A7 D7

 He Gdidn't do the Mona D7Lisa; Cthat was D7an Italian Ggeezer.

Chorus 2

G♯7 There A7ain't half been some clever bastards,

D (Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders),

 There A7ain't half been some clever bas-Dtards.

Interlude

D D/B D/A G D

Verse 3

G Einstein can't be classed as D7witless;

C He claimed D7atoms were the Glittlest.E7 A7 D7

G When you did a bit of D7splittemness,

C Frighten D7everybody Gshitless.

Chorus 3

G♯7 There A7ain't half been some clever bastards,

C7M Probably got Bm7help from their Am7mum,

 (Who had Ghelp from her D7mum).

G♯7 There A7ain't half been some clever bastards,

C7M Now that we'veBm7 had some,

 Let's Am7hope that there's Glots more to D7come.

Chorus 4

G♯7 There A7ain't half been some clever bastards,

D (Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders),

 There A7ain't half been some clever bas-Dtards.

Interlude

D D/B D/A G D

Verse 4

G Okey-dokey! D7

C Oh! D7

 Se-Ggovia.E7 A7 D7

G Da-laa la-laa da-daa D7da-lee,

 De Cdump di dump, de D7dump-dump-diddle lum-Glee.

Chorus 5

G♯7 There A7ain't half been some clever bastards,

D (Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders),

 There A7ain't half been some clever bastards,

D (Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders).

 There A7ain't half been some clever bastards,

D (Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders),

 There A7ain't half been some clever...bastards!

CHORD DIAGRAMS:

C7M Bm7 Am7 G D7 D C

EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE

E7 A7 G♯7 D D/B D/A

EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE