Crazy Fool Chords

Capo 4th fret

Standard (EADGBE)

AWell the other night when I come in as drunk as I could be

 Found a horse in the stable, where Emy horse oughta bAe

ANow come here little wifey and explain this thing to me

 How come a horse in the stable, where Emy horse oughta Abe?

AShe said you blind fool, you crazy fool, can’t you never see

 It’s only a milk cow your maEmmy gave to Ame

AWell I been around this wide world a thousand times or more

 A saddle on a milk cows back, I’ve nEever seen beAfore

AWell the next night that I come home as drunk as I could be

 Found a hat, a hangin’ on a rack where Emy hat oughta Abe

AWell come here little wifey and explain this thing to me

 How come a hat a hangin’ on a rack, where Emy hat oughta Abe?

AShe said you blind fool, you crazy fool, can’t you never see

 It’s only a dish pan your maEmmy gave to Ame

AWell I been around this wide world a thousand times or more

 A hat band on a dish pan, I’ve neEver seen befAore

AWell the next night that I come home as drunk as I could be

 Found a head on a pillow, where Emy head oughta Abe

ANow come here little wifey and explain this thing to me

 How come a head on a pillow, where Emy head oughta Abe?

AShe said you blind fool, you crazy fool, can’t you never see

 It’s only a cabbage head, your maEmmy gave to Ame

AWell I been around this wide world a thousand times or more

 A moustache on a cabbage head, I’ve neEver seen befAore