Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

Up on the Fifth Floor

Harvey Nics

Down to Claridges

And Trader Vics

Mai Tai baby or a Singapore Sling

Get your cards behind the bar and get the cocktails in

Follow me to the Match Bar

For Whiskey Sour

Down to the Sanderson

For happy hour

Margaritas or the Pink Champagne

We've all gone to Blakes cos it's cocktail night again

A social evening with a touch of class sweet woman

Chorus

Cock [cock]

Cock cock cock cocktails

Cock [cock]

Cock cock cock cocktails

Verse 2

Honey I've got the van

So let's go to Cannes

We could do Manhattens

At the Juan Lapin

Carlton Casino and the Nova Hilton Bar

Drive out to the Cap where the cocktails are

All your favourite drinks in the same glass, sweet woman

Repeat chorus:

Cock [cock]

Cock cock cock cocktails

Cock [cock]

Cock cock cock cocktails

Solo

Chorus chords/riff thing (figuring the solo out at the moment.)

All your favourite drinks in the same glass, sweet woman

And if you want to go off-piste, well all you've to do is ask

Final Chorus:

Cock [cock]

Cock cock cock cocktails

Cock [cock]

Cock cock cock cocktails

Cock [cock]

Cock cock cock cocktails

Cock [cock]

Cock cock cock cocktails

thats about it, cheers.