Standard (EADGBE)

If we catch a criminal

 When we catch a criminal

 There's nothing we can do

 But play cops and robbers

 Cops and robbers

We're at a revolution

And we're baying for your blood

We're laying down the law

And your name's mud

You'd like to be a member of the human race

 You want to be a good boy

But you couldn't stand the taste

Blame Simon 'Cuz he said

You've got two lives down

And one life left

Blame Simon

Because he said

You could think better with a hole in your head

You could think better with a hole in your head

If we catch a criminal

When we catch a criminal

There's nothing we can do

 But play cops and robbers

Cops and robbers x2

Catch a revolution Now your waging war again

Marching on the spot when you should have made amends

Cause you say you fight for us

Cross your heart and hope to die

You're the bully in the playground

 and we'll hang you out to dry

Blame Simon Because he said

You've got two lives down

 And one life left

Blame Simon 'cuz he said

You could think better with a hole in your head

You could think better with a hole in your head

If we catch a criminal

When we catch a criminal

There's nothing we can do

 But play cops and robbers

Cops and robbers x2

Line them up against a wall and shoot them all

Oh oh oh...

If we catch a criminal

When we catch a criminal

There's nothing we can do

 But play cops and robbers

Cops and robbers x2

If we catch a criminal

 There's nothing you or I can do

Line them up against a wall I'll get a gun and shoot them all