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 I saw the Abominable Snowman at the fair

Carnie says he's from Nepal

 Take a look if you dare

Scabs on his clubbed feet

 Smell of fish and chips in the air

 Alone in his trailer

People come and pay to stare

For a couple dollars

 You can see the freaks at the fair

Stand and laugh

 Or you can just stare

 Thank God, my kids don't look like that

Freakshow at the fair,

Freakshow at the fair

Lobster boy, found half-way 'round the world

Modern science, keeps alive

 A beautiful headless girl

Siamese twins or child in fins

 Makes you cry

Seen her turn into an ape before your eyes

For a couple dollars

 You can see the freaks at the fair

Stand and laugh

 Or you can just stare

 Thank God, my kids don't look like that

Freakshow at the fair,

Freakshow at the fair

Where have all the freaks gone?

 We don't see 'em at the fair

 Have doctors found a cure?

 Are they all locked up somewhere?

 I saw the Abominable Snowman at the fair

Carnie says he's from Nepal

 Take a look if you dare

Freakshow at the fair

Freakshow at the fair