Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse 1

 They said our relationship wouldn't work

 Cause your IQ is 50 and I eat dirt

 We're not a romantic comedy

 We're a mentally retarded love story

 So grab your walker and come with me

 We'll eat red jello with the lunch lady

 We'll make wedding bands with macaroni

 Well were mentally retarded in love

 Well when we drool it's kind of cool

 Well we'll ride the short bus on the way to school

 Well the government will help us and your mom will too

 Well my grandma's got an apartment behind her pool

 So grab your walker and come with me

 We'll eat red jello with the lunch lady

 We'll make wedding bands with macaroni

 Well were mentally retarded in love

 Well were mentally retarded in love

 Well we're mentally retarded

 Well we're so damn darn retarded

 Well we're bu, bu, bu, retarded in love