Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Wake up, get out of bed
Brush your teeth and get to work
Hope your boss doesn't find you late again
But don't fret
His secretary holds the key
To the room where she'll be waiting on your lunch break
Wife called
She asked if you'd pick up the kids
Because she wants to have her face lifted again
Oh, crap
Here comes my dad
Quick give me one last drag
Before he sees what's going on
Dad hates Mom and Mom hates Dad
A little cash can cover that
All in our little town of Kingwood
Money talks when husbands cannot
And sometimes love's just not enough
God bless our little town of Kingwood
Wake up, get out of bed
I hear my husband at the stairs
If he finds you he will kill us both
Knock, knock
Honey are you in there
Answer me quick I'm getting scared
There's a strange car parked across the street
Hold it
What's going on?
I pay you to mow my lawn
And this is how you pay me in return
Don't move
Don't try to run
You can't move faster than this gun
Bullets will catch you in the back
Cheating wives telling lies
Hurting hearts, shattering lives
All in our little town of Kingwood
Husbands thrive with cheating eyes
Covering tracks, covering lies
God bless our little town of Kingwood
Of Kingwood
Of Kingwood