Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
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Verse
I have an ex-girlfriend who says,
I'm the reason she's a whore,
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As if my lack of attention found a way,
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To make her dress hit his floor.
A former friend that claims,
I'm the reason for his short comings,
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As if his drug ridden mind,
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Is not why he's failing.
Chorus
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Something tells me that you are not impressed,
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With my star wars tshirt, or black rimmed glasses,
The ability to quote, poetry on a whim,
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Especially Bukowski, Darling are you turned on yet?
Bridge
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Verse
I have a mom and dad that say,
I need to learn to call more often,
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As if there's still hope I'll find,
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Hope in a normal life.
My dad just smiles and says,
I need to learn to be more social,
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They try and try, I swear they try,
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I'm still a FUCKING letdown.
Chorus
Something tells me that you are not impressed,
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With my star wars tshirt, or black rimmed glasses,
The ability to quote, poetry on a whim,
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Especially Bukowski, Darling are you turned on yet?
Outro
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Are you turned on yet?
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Are you turned on yet?
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